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Post by Lance on Nov 13, 2011 22:22:39 GMT -8
Ok so here's how it works.
Nathan:I wish for a cake.
You:Granted! but the cake you get is molded and is no good to eat.
You:I wish for a hat.
All you have to do is make a wish, then the person next corrupts that wish then makes a wish of their own and so on.
Simple right?
We'll find out.
So i'll start.
I wish for a million dollars.
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Post by kahira on Nov 14, 2011 16:58:27 GMT -8
Wish granted, but those million dollars are then stolen.
I wish for a pony
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Post by Lance on Nov 15, 2011 20:09:52 GMT -8
granted but the pony is sadly a wooden toy.
I wish for three wishes.
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Post by Jaziline on Nov 15, 2011 21:08:33 GMT -8
Granted, but you received three wishes of other people, so please enjoy you bleeding arms in a bath of tomato sauce and a lemonade flavored bubble gum. Your wishes we're provided by a suicidal girl, a dog and a 6 year old...
I wish for ninja skills.
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Post by kahira on Nov 16, 2011 12:19:36 GMT -8
Granted, but ninja skills are that of a 5 year old boy playing ninja.
I wish I didn't have to pay back my college loans
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Post by Luna on Nov 16, 2011 14:12:00 GMT -8
Wish granted. Instead you suck money from the government which puts the nation into even greater debt and uses tax payer money which could have gone to education for less fortunate children!
I wish for world peace.
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Post by kahira on Nov 16, 2011 15:15:38 GMT -8
granted but your world peace is only acheived after cities and countries have been destroyed by bombs and thousands of lives lost.
I wish I could finish my chicken alfredo so I wouldn't have to waste a plate to heat it up in the next time I want left overs.
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Post by Jaziline on Nov 16, 2011 19:14:50 GMT -8
Granted but you develop severe food poisoning which causes you to projectile vomit all over your china cabinet.
I wish for vanilla ice cream in a bowl with a spoon that isn't poisonous.
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Post by Luna on Nov 16, 2011 22:55:29 GMT -8
Granted. Bowl is poisonous.
I wish for WUUUV. TRUU WUV. <3
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Post by Lance on Nov 17, 2011 8:25:34 GMT -8
Granted! But Wuv is some old hairy Japanese man who has a dead end job and lives with his mom.
I wish I wasn't sick anymore.
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Post by kahira on Nov 17, 2011 9:03:46 GMT -8
granted, but now your dead
I wish it would stop snowing here
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Post by draco102343 on Nov 17, 2011 11:10:33 GMT -8
Granted but now your area is in an intense heat wave. Plants and people start to die from it.
I wish for a device that runs on my sweat and would allow me to travel to parallel dimensions.
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Post by kahira on Nov 17, 2011 11:30:22 GMT -8
wish granted but you have to sweat a lot for it to work, which means a lot of water and a lot of pee breaks.
I wish... i wish....... for... unicorns that eat rainbows and poop out butterflies...
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Post by Lance on Nov 17, 2011 15:56:11 GMT -8
Granted, but it takes so long for rainbows to actually appear that the unicorns all die from starvation.
I wish I was indestructible.
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Post by kahira on Nov 17, 2011 16:42:06 GMT -8
Granted, but now your ego is extremely low, OCD, Bi-polar, and can't think of anything but peanutbutter and eggs. Together...
I wish for bananas
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Post by Jaziline on Nov 25, 2011 20:22:05 GMT -8
Granted but the Bananas have been given to the less fortunate which turns out to be allergic to latex thus ruining your favorite practice of putting condoms on bananas and feeding them to the needy by having disgusting rotting corpse.
I wish to know why me and Nathano's kid is a girl name Weiss who is also black
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