Post by Cat on Nov 9, 2010 21:17:14 GMT -8
" In the land of war, many battles go on. Slayers fight demons, demons fight slayers, people act emo, drama ensues. However, many people fail to realize that none of this matters. There is one individual of war, who sticks out among the crowd.
Almost 14 months ago, a Quilava was born by the name of Mr. Q. No one knows who his parents were, however some say his father was a ditto. When Mr. Q was born, Nurse Joy held him in her arms. "You're something special, I just know it." She said, looking in his eyes through his mask. Joy sat him down, and went away for a moment to tend to the other Pokemon's needs. "WHAAAAA" Could be heard from a teddiursa from the same room. Mr. Q was in. Nurse joy ran back into the room she had left Mr. Q, and he was sitting on the Teddiursa. "Mr. Q! What are you doing?" She said. Surprisingly, he responded with "Sitting on Luna." Joy got a shocked look on her face, she had not ever heard a Pokemon this young already have such literate speaking manners.
Ever since day one, everyone has known that Mr. Q pwns much more than the average awesome Pokemon. He was faster than Suicune, smarter than Alakazam, and more taunting than charizard. Mr. Q lived the first few weeks of his life simply doing what he wanted.
One day, he was staring at his reflection in a body of water just outside the land of war, pondering what he would do with his life. "SOMEONE HALP ME!" Mr. Q heard. It was one of the WAR members. Mr. Q looked over, to see Weiss being taunted by man of the lame COW members. "u r so lam" one of the members said. Mr. Q could not stand this, and he ventured over to confront the bullies of COW. "How about you guys go back to the camp you came from?" He called out to the COWers. "lolol lok at dat dumb pokeman u r so dumb. take dis." The COWers said, as they began to attack Mr. Q with extremely long 50 paragraph posts. "Ahaha. You're 50 paragraph posts are no match for my flying paws of fury." he said. "MIND CRUSSHHHH" Mr. Q said as he destroyed the posts. "Hey isn't that one of the movies Yami uses in Yugi-" Luna began. "Shut up Luna." Mr. Q replied.
"Omfg you saved me" The warer said. All of the demons and slayers in war ceased fighting, and began to gather around Mr. Q. "You are to strong. You are a threat to WAR. Even if you meant good will to us... We must destroy you." The slayer said, drawing a lame weapon. "Ahaha." Mr. Q said, as suddenly he vanished. "Hay wer did u-" The slayer began, and suddenly his weapon disappeared. "Over here." Mr. Q called, and the slayer turned around, seeing Mr. Q sitting on the now broken weapon. The slayer began to tear up, then suddenly fell face first on the ground as Mr. Q sat on him. "Omfg, you defeated the slayer that we couldn't defeat because he would always godmode and power-" The demons began, but then suddenly all of them fell down, all of them sat on by Mr. Q. Yes, at once. Mr. Q had defeated the entire arsenal of WAR within a matter of seconds, when they couldn't defeat each other for year after year.
It was a good thing though that Mr. Q decided to fight crime. He only requested a few simple things, such as his warm milk at bed time and daily belly rubs. Sometimes people asked him, if he pwned so much, why not evolve into a Typhlosion? This was because of course, typhlosions are lame.
There have been many different attempted methods to destroy Mr. Q. The most recent one was by one of the scientists of war. After being sat on by Mr. Q, he was able to use some fur which Mr. Q shedded to create an exact Q-clone. Born with the mask on and everything. The scientist raised this Q-clone to be faster, stronger than Mr. Q was. And one day, he put his Q-clone up against Mr. Q.
It was Mr. Q against Mr. Q.
And Mr. Q won. No questions asked.
There was at one point, a small space of time in which Mr. Q actually was injured. One of the evil COWers had tossed a grenade into the middle of a group of innocent Pokemon. With no time to spare, Mr. Q ate the grenade, and it exploded inside of him, inflicting 30 hp damage. It was not very effective... For a moment during his recovery stage, Mr. Q questioned his life. Should he continue to fight crime? Should he continue to pwn all in his path?
He indeed did, and after almost 5 whole minutes of recovering, he resumed his crime fighting ways. He came back with a vengeance. During the 5 minutes he was gone, the evil COW had once again invaded the land of war. "THERE ARE TO MANY OF THEM, WE HAVE TO RETREAT!" one of the warers called out. The entire army of WAR was being slaughtered, the lameness of COW was simply to much for the WAR forums to handle. Mr. Q walked in, chuckling. "Ahahaha." He said, as he licked his paw. "OH NOOOOO" COW said in response to this, and ran off screaming. All of the forums on COW suddenly began to erase themselves, and the COW website shut itself down just to avoid Mr. Q's wrath. "
TO BE CONTINUED MAYBE
:x We're holding a book signing at the mall
Rumors say Mr. Q will be there.
Almost 14 months ago, a Quilava was born by the name of Mr. Q. No one knows who his parents were, however some say his father was a ditto. When Mr. Q was born, Nurse Joy held him in her arms. "You're something special, I just know it." She said, looking in his eyes through his mask. Joy sat him down, and went away for a moment to tend to the other Pokemon's needs. "WHAAAAA" Could be heard from a teddiursa from the same room. Mr. Q was in. Nurse joy ran back into the room she had left Mr. Q, and he was sitting on the Teddiursa. "Mr. Q! What are you doing?" She said. Surprisingly, he responded with "Sitting on Luna." Joy got a shocked look on her face, she had not ever heard a Pokemon this young already have such literate speaking manners.
Ever since day one, everyone has known that Mr. Q pwns much more than the average awesome Pokemon. He was faster than Suicune, smarter than Alakazam, and more taunting than charizard. Mr. Q lived the first few weeks of his life simply doing what he wanted.
One day, he was staring at his reflection in a body of water just outside the land of war, pondering what he would do with his life. "SOMEONE HALP ME!" Mr. Q heard. It was one of the WAR members. Mr. Q looked over, to see Weiss being taunted by man of the lame COW members. "u r so lam" one of the members said. Mr. Q could not stand this, and he ventured over to confront the bullies of COW. "How about you guys go back to the camp you came from?" He called out to the COWers. "lolol lok at dat dumb pokeman u r so dumb. take dis." The COWers said, as they began to attack Mr. Q with extremely long 50 paragraph posts. "Ahaha. You're 50 paragraph posts are no match for my flying paws of fury." he said. "MIND CRUSSHHHH" Mr. Q said as he destroyed the posts. "Hey isn't that one of the movies Yami uses in Yugi-" Luna began. "Shut up Luna." Mr. Q replied.
"Omfg you saved me" The warer said. All of the demons and slayers in war ceased fighting, and began to gather around Mr. Q. "You are to strong. You are a threat to WAR. Even if you meant good will to us... We must destroy you." The slayer said, drawing a lame weapon. "Ahaha." Mr. Q said, as suddenly he vanished. "Hay wer did u-" The slayer began, and suddenly his weapon disappeared. "Over here." Mr. Q called, and the slayer turned around, seeing Mr. Q sitting on the now broken weapon. The slayer began to tear up, then suddenly fell face first on the ground as Mr. Q sat on him. "Omfg, you defeated the slayer that we couldn't defeat because he would always godmode and power-" The demons began, but then suddenly all of them fell down, all of them sat on by Mr. Q. Yes, at once. Mr. Q had defeated the entire arsenal of WAR within a matter of seconds, when they couldn't defeat each other for year after year.
It was a good thing though that Mr. Q decided to fight crime. He only requested a few simple things, such as his warm milk at bed time and daily belly rubs. Sometimes people asked him, if he pwned so much, why not evolve into a Typhlosion? This was because of course, typhlosions are lame.
There have been many different attempted methods to destroy Mr. Q. The most recent one was by one of the scientists of war. After being sat on by Mr. Q, he was able to use some fur which Mr. Q shedded to create an exact Q-clone. Born with the mask on and everything. The scientist raised this Q-clone to be faster, stronger than Mr. Q was. And one day, he put his Q-clone up against Mr. Q.
It was Mr. Q against Mr. Q.
And Mr. Q won. No questions asked.
There was at one point, a small space of time in which Mr. Q actually was injured. One of the evil COWers had tossed a grenade into the middle of a group of innocent Pokemon. With no time to spare, Mr. Q ate the grenade, and it exploded inside of him, inflicting 30 hp damage. It was not very effective... For a moment during his recovery stage, Mr. Q questioned his life. Should he continue to fight crime? Should he continue to pwn all in his path?
He indeed did, and after almost 5 whole minutes of recovering, he resumed his crime fighting ways. He came back with a vengeance. During the 5 minutes he was gone, the evil COW had once again invaded the land of war. "THERE ARE TO MANY OF THEM, WE HAVE TO RETREAT!" one of the warers called out. The entire army of WAR was being slaughtered, the lameness of COW was simply to much for the WAR forums to handle. Mr. Q walked in, chuckling. "Ahahaha." He said, as he licked his paw. "OH NOOOOO" COW said in response to this, and ran off screaming. All of the forums on COW suddenly began to erase themselves, and the COW website shut itself down just to avoid Mr. Q's wrath. "
TO BE CONTINUED MAYBE
:x We're holding a book signing at the mall
Rumors say Mr. Q will be there.