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Post by Cat on Nov 14, 2012 2:42:26 GMT -8
In ancient Egypt, Cats were worshiped. It is in my opinion that we should worship cats today in our daily lives and here is why: - Cleopatra probably did it, and let's face it, she's the ancient-day Beyonce
- Cats are adored in Japanese culture and the Japanese have the right idea about a lot of things
- They are famous on YouTube
- Cats use inside voices (unless you don't feed and water them, that makes them angry)
- When you hear a spooky sound at night you can blame it on your cat
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Post by Garrett on Nov 17, 2012 11:53:29 GMT -8
Those are all good reasons however, let's take a look at a reason why we shouldn't worship cats: some are evil.
-Cat, in KVC, is an alien whose sole purpose for being on earth is to ready the planet for the invasion the race of alien cats can take control of our resources, or enslave mankind, but either way there is an invasion.
-Mechanicat, and his second-in-command, Snookie, are both space cats and are focused on taking over the universe.
-Salem was an evil warlock that was turned into a cat to serve his sentence.
-Much like Salem, the black cat in R. L. Stein's Monster Blood is also a magic user turned into a cat, and she tried drowning the main character in the ever growing monster blood.
-The shapeshifting member of the clan of noah takes humanoid and cat forms, while in cat form, she lures the group into traps.
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Post by Cat on Nov 18, 2012 1:38:15 GMT -8
Well Garrett, I can definitely see your concerns. I must remind you though that those are just characters of fiction. I can see you need some more convincing so I have compiled a list of real cats for you: 1. Snoopy  Snoopy is an exotic short hair in china. His webpage says he sleeps for 18 hours a day. 2. Keyboard Cat  This is Fatso. He is an internet celebrity and plays the piano. 3. Oscar  Oscar is a bionic cat with two prosthetic back legs due to an accident in 2009. 4. Orangey  Orangey was a famous actor. He was costarred with Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's. 5. Socks  Socks was the official "First cat" of the United States under President Clinton and we all know he was a ladies man. He also balanced the deficit. |
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Post by Garrett on Nov 18, 2012 20:36:36 GMT -8
You've cured me Cat. I'm a changed man. But back then, not everybody worshipped cats. I heard a story about an army tieing cats to their shields to win a war with the egyptians.
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Post by Cat on Nov 18, 2012 20:49:17 GMT -8
It's a face that tying cats to things brings good luck.
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